You might be a JW if when you pray to God you begin your prayer with..."Yo J"!
You might be a JW if you mistakenly go to Proverbs 4:18 (new light) whenever you error in how a Bible verse was interpreted or doctrine was taught.
this is a little out of date.
i found it earlier deleting some emails from a good few years ago:.
feel free to add new lines to this old list!.
You might be a JW if when you pray to God you begin your prayer with..."Yo J"!
You might be a JW if you mistakenly go to Proverbs 4:18 (new light) whenever you error in how a Bible verse was interpreted or doctrine was taught.
as soon as you see steve letts talk at the agm you think to yourself “oh my, what’s happened to him?.
his hand has plasters and his skin doesn’t look healthy, like he has inflammation or something serious going on.. he had put on weight and is all bloated and puffy .
his skin really doesn’t look good, the kind of inflammation many people notice after the experimental covid vaccines.. there have been very high numbers of people reported inflammation after the experimental covid vaccines.
This is GB Lett talking to himself after viewing himself on camera:
"Damn I look bloated & sicker than a dog!"
as soon as you see steve letts talk at the agm you think to yourself “oh my, what’s happened to him?.
his hand has plasters and his skin doesn’t look healthy, like he has inflammation or something serious going on.. he had put on weight and is all bloated and puffy .
his skin really doesn’t look good, the kind of inflammation many people notice after the experimental covid vaccines.. there have been very high numbers of people reported inflammation after the experimental covid vaccines.
...but what else could they be talking about that they have the wrong direction about?
How about the requirement for the past 100 years of turning in your monthly field service hours to the GB as though it was scripturally based...& now they're saying naught!
But you right about GB Lett...he does look bloated & sicker than a dog!
2023-10-13-announcements (reporting field service).
page 1. https://imgbox.com/96lgsfw4 .
page 2. https://imgbox.com/zynoa02m .
Item 6 reads as follows:
"The Scriptural basis for these adjustments will be shared with the worldwide brotherhood in the November 2023 JW Broadcast program. We know you will want to watch that program ASAP!"
What a joke! What's the big hurry...the GB come across as soo damn desperate!
Thank you Atlantis!
2023-10-11-confidential publications.
https://imgbox.com/ks8qzp5h .
atlantis!.
I for sure as hell know what scripture it won't be:
"Thy shall not go beyond the things that are written!" (1 Corinthians4:6)
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1. doctrinal changes how new light comes about.
the gb raise questions then talk about it, unless it’s unanimous they wait, then years later talk again if it’s unanimous it then gets announced as new light.. 2. the gb are imperfect and sometimes make mistakes.
they are not to apologise or even admit they were wrong.
I for sure as hell know what scripture it won't be:
"Thy shall not go beyond the things that are written!" (1 Corinthians4:6)
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thank you atlantis!!!.
https://youtu.be/fodr0wci1es?si=utzb5s-0cnxyvbhv.
Let's irritate the hell out of the Governing Body of Jehovah’s Witnesses! Does anyone know what the 2024 Year's Text is going to be...or does anyone have the means of finding out?
Once we find out we all can make a concerted effort to plaster it all over the damn place on social media!
1. doctrinal changes how new light comes about.
the gb raise questions then talk about it, unless it’s unanimous they wait, then years later talk again if it’s unanimous it then gets announced as new light.. 2. the gb are imperfect and sometimes make mistakes.
they are not to apologise or even admit they were wrong.
Let's irritate the hell out of the Governing Body of Jehovah’s Witnesses! Does anyone know what the 2024 Year's Text is going to be...or does anyone have the means of finding out?
Once we find out we all can make a concerted effort to plaster it all over the damn place on social media!
2023-10-11-confidential publications.
https://imgbox.com/ks8qzp5h .
atlantis!.
Let's irritate the hell out of the Governing Body of Jehovah’s Witnesses! Does anyone know what the 2024 Year's Text is going to be...or does anyone have the means of finding out?
Once we find out we all can make a concerted effort to plaster it all over the damn place on social media!
this is going to break the hearts of a lot of uber-jw's!
reddit has now removed the video link of samuel herd telling jw's they will no longer have to report time or placements - just tick a box which says "active.".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akdshyx79rm&t=13s.
Rattigan350: I'd rather see that they are real people than they are hardliners. No need to criticize for this.
Word has it that a number of the GB were nervous about giving their AGM parts/talks this past Saturday. Especially was this so for GB Kenneth Cook who was Chairman. Rumor has it that the following was some of the dialog at last Wednesday's GB weekly meeting leading up to the Annual Meeting on Saturday:
GB Kenneth Cook: "Brothers, before we bring this meeting to a close...I don't mind telling y'all how anxious I am about being Chairman at the Annual Meeting this Saturday!"
GB David Splane: "Why is that Ken?"
GB Kenneth Cook: "Because of all the 'elephants' in the room so to speak."
GB Stephen Lett: "What do you mean?"
GB Kenneth Cook: "Y'all have to admit...this has not been a very good year for us...and we still have 3 months to go...and who knows what 2024 will bring. We started out with loosing our Norwegian Charity Status & there's other countries considering doing the same thing. Then we get nailed by the Pennsylvania AG with a Statewide CSA investigation. Then the thing with Tony Morris happened. Then there's the huge number that are leaving the faith. Then there's all the CSA settlements we've secretly paid out this year alone. And of course...we hear how depression is getting worse and worse among all in Jehovah’s Organization. And, I must admit I'm still not sure about abolishing the publisher monthly hourly report. And the idea of saying that Pioneers are like modern-day Nazarites...all we're doing is throwing them a bone...trying to make them feel useful! I'm going to have to step out on that stage Saturday morning...face those in attendance & those on camera & pretend like everything is okay in Paradise."
GB Samuel Herd: "Ah, suck-it-up Ken!"
GB Gerrit Losch: "Yah...don't blow it for the rest of us!"
GB Jeffrey Jackson: "Do what the rest of us do...fake it with a fake smile. Maybe try to joke around with the audience...make them laugh...you'll settle into it. That's how we've all dealt with the 'Elephants' in the room before...with fake smiles, jokes, laughter & so on...you'll do fine...but like Bro. Loush says...Please don't blow it for the rest of us Bro. Cook!"
GB Mark Sanderson: "I'll be glad once this AGM is behind us...It's late...I'm hungary...I'll close with prayer so we can get out of here!"